Most shirts $34.20. A few are $24. Free US shipping. Shirts that admit what they are.

"I Paid $1,000 For This"

₹96,841.67

SOLD OUT. A raccoon took all one hundred. We do not know when they will be back. Neither does she.

Same shirt. Same cotton. It says $1,000 on the front so nobody has to ask. Our insurer says it is worth $34. We are appealing. Check the number before you tap.

Comfort Colors heavyweight, garment-dyed white.

$1,000.00 (S–XL; 2XL–4XL +$2–$6). The upcharge is real even at this number. Bigger shirts cost us more to print.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.