Most shirts $34.20. A few are $24. Free US shipping. Shirts that admit what they are.

The shirts are terrible on purpose. The printing isn't.

Thirty-two regrets, every one on Comfort Colors heavyweight cotton. The shirt is lying about itself. That's the joke. Most shirts are $34.20, a few are $24, and a couple cost a lot more, because it says so on the front. Free US shipping. Bigger sizes cost a little more, shown on each shirt. Every shirt is printed to order, so we don't take returns for size or change of mind. If yours arrives damaged, misprinted, or wrong, email us photos within 30 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund it.