Most shirts $34.20. A few are $24. Free US shipping. Shirts that admit what they are.

"I Paid $34 For This"

$49.30 AUD (plus tax)
Free shipping (United States only). Promotion auto-applied on checkout.

This one's still $34. That's the bit. There are bigger receipts. A receipt you wear. The number is accurate. The regret is optional. Comfort Colors heavyweight, garment-dyed white, which is most of where the $34 went.

$34.00 (S–XL; 2XL–4XL +$2–$6). Bigger shirts cost us more to print. We put the number where you can see it.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.